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A know-it-all who gives you a long explanation of something when you ask them a question.
1. Chad: Who is that fag in Pearl Harbor?
Kyle: I'm not sure who you are refering to. It couldn't be Matt Damon, my favorite actor, because he's not in that movie. It is Josh Hartnett. He was born on July 21, 1978 in San Francisco, CA. His name in the movie is Capt. Danny Walker. He recently starred in Lucky Number Sleven. He likes to eat ice cream sometimes, but only when it is hot outside.
Chad: You're gay. I just asked who the actor was. Thanks poop sheet.
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Waking up with a morning throbber while your partner is asleep still, you try to sneak your hard one into her ass while the sheets are still in front of you.
You want sex but you know she will not want you to wake her so you go for the fast kill and try to slide it in, but you get caught by the sheets(Sheet shark)!
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to grab some sheets with a friend, then go to a public area, put on the sheets and dance around while singing 'freaky freaky sheets, sheets of freaky, freaky sheets, freaky sheets' while filming it for youtbe.
when your sheets start attacking you in the workplace
to be a freak in the sheets {whether this is done with other people or just you and the sheets is up to you}
"It's the attack of the killer freaky sheets!"
The freak is the sheets.
"So then I went into work high on cold medication and saw a bunch of sheets running around"
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From the ancient Latin ... The stuff left on the sheets after sex (i.e. fucking).
Darling, could you please lick off the sheet cud before frying a pound of bacon.
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After participating in a sexual act with someone of the opposite sex, wait until he/she gets up to go to the bathroom. Very carefully fold the sheet from where he/she is laying and crap on the sheet. Take a spreading utensil and spread the dookie all over the sheet, and place it back how it was originally before he/she returns. They lift the sheet and get in, and pull the sheet of dookie over them.
"I got up after having sex with my husband last night, and when I returned and got in bed... he totally pulled a dookie sheet. He got me good."
"My Girlfriend and I had sex, and when I came back from the bathroom she dookie sheeted me. I got angry, then she reminded me that it was April fools day...and we've been married ever since!"
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1. Having Sex 2. Making Whoopie 3. Fucking
I heard Joe and Melissa were hitting the sheets last night and he spladoodled in her face.
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He's the man and everybody knows it...
"Who's the man?" everyone.."DAN SHEETS!"
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