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A Puka Shell Necklace is the same thing as a "pearl necklace", only in an undisturbed and now dried state.
"Yeah man, Jessica and I completely passed out after I gave her a pearl necklace. She woke up with a puka shell necklace on."
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A sexual manouver involving the two ears of the female. When the male is ready to ejaculate, he begins his ejaculation in one ear of the female and quickly moves to the other one. So, after the ejaculation, the female has semen in both of her ears.
The female then begins to lose balance (because of the fluid in her ear) and begins to stumble around and eventually falls on the ground.
The pearl shells are symbolic of her semen filled ears.
"That bitch wont be getting up for a while after that badboy"
"That's when it hit me. i felt a certain stickiness in my ear and noticed both those fuckers had finished in my there. double pearl shell again"
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Normally, Oyster in a Half Shell is taken to mean a food dish. However, the extended and additional definition of that expression leads to that of the sexual nature. Now, it is also a phrase that denotes when a male ejaculates onto, or, into a woman's palm after she causes such an incident to occur after performing digital sex, or more commonly known as a hand job. Although it is basically understood that this refers to the same regarding prostitution, many non-professional women, married and unmarried, call it the same thing. Boasting by men about the act often occurs, somewhat like a badge of recognition, et al.,.
Hooker After Satisfying a Client: "Wow! He howled when I jerked him off and I ended up with an 'oyster in a half shell'!"
A Conferring Couple After Intercourse: "I loved it, dear! Your 'oyster in a half shell' was great!!" said Linda.
Man Who is a Legend in his Own Mind: "Yeah, I'm the man! Just did that girl. She then rubbed me off. Talk about 'oyster in a half shell'! There was so much cum that she's thinking about suing me because it slid off the sides of her hands and onto her expensive carpet!"
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when a guy poops and cums between a girls boobs and then squeezes the boobs together.
after hours of rough sex, tom ended the night with a soft shelled taco on bettys chest.
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The equivalent of "Morning Wood" Hard Shell refers to the hardened clit and Taco refers to the vagina.
"I woke up with a major Hard Shell Taco today."
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Largest oil company in the world (as of 2010; in 2009, it was #2). Sales in 2009 were $285 billion. Worldwide proved reserves of 14.1 billion barrels of oil equivalent. Most of the oil giant's crude is produced in Nigeria, Oman, the UK, and the USA. Shell is also investing heavily in the Athabasca Oil Sands Project, which converts oil sands in Alberta to synthetic crude oil. The company operates 44,000 gas stations (the world's largest retail fuel network) in more than 80 countries.
Shell is implicated in exploitation and support for dictatorships in Nigeria, Angola, and elsewhere. It operates a huge, stunningly toxic facility in the Niger River Delta, but provides almost no compensation to the Ogoni people. In 1994, Ogoni activist Ken Saro-Wiwa was arrested for allegedly inciting violence against Shell staff and executed, along with 8 other Ogoni.
Royal Dutch Shell is, like BP, p.l.c. and Exxon Mobil, very large, very old, and very evil. It is based in the Hague--ironically enough, near the International Court of Justice.
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What would normally be described as a "tampon applicator". It's that plastic thing you find in the bathroom garbage can.
I was takin' a piss and I looked down at the garbage and I saw one of them "twat gun shells" in there. Grossed me the fuck out!
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