irish shocker

The Irish shocker is a difficult sex position that only the skilled can do. The things you will need are listed below.

1.) A female ginger (Red head)

2.) A cucumber

3.) A cup of strawberry lube
4.) A pint of beer
5.) For the final step a 9V. Battery.

Now in order to perform this hard task all things must be done in a certain order. Find a female ginger, have her drink the cup of lube (it's safe, it says strawberry flavor right?) give it an hour to sit. Then you lay her on doggy style, don't get your hopes up your not getting lucky yet, you grab the cucumber from your back pocket and stick it up her bum hole aggressively to fluffin her ginger soul. (Best result for tight soul hole.) Here comes the next step. Have her stand with cucumber still in her butt hole, get in reverse cowgirl and before she puts it in stick the 9V. Battery in. Gently push the battery in with the tip until it can not be retrieved. Leave both in until she cums. Once she cums she shall be shocked, and the cucumber shall be cooked. Eat the cucumber and drink your beer after the great feat you accomplished.

"Jessica's ginger ass under cooked my cucumber after all the effort of the Irish shocker"

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Blow Job Shocker

A Blow Job Shocker is when somebody has a right mare, an absolute shocker.

Oh dear, oh dear, hes had a right blow job shocker.

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The Shocker " two in the pink one in the stink"

It is a gesture meant to indicate a sexual act, wherein the first and second fingers enter a vagina, while the errant pinky plunges into the anus; hence the "shock".

"Man last night I was going down on my girl and instead of doing some muff diving I gave her the SHOCKER!"
"The what?!"
"You know TWON IN THE PINK ONE IN THE STINK!!!"

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surpriser (remix of the shocker)

Instead of two in the pink on in the stink its two in the stink one in the pink

He gott her wit the supriser o shit son

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Boston shocker a.ka. bean town tickle

A pleasurable sexual act first performed in South Boston. The act includes one's pinky being inserted into one's partner anus while extending the index and middle finger in a "V" formation towards the male's genitals and gently tickling, or stroking, the testicles. A pleasurable sexual act first performed in South Boston. The act includes one's pinky being inserted into one's partner anus while extending the index and middle finger in a "V" formation towards the male's genitals and gently tickling, or stroking, the testicles.

Jim and I were at the bar and I asked him " Have you ever had a finger in your butt during sex? He said no. I asked if he knew of the Boston shocker a.ka. bean town tickle? He said, no. I whispered it in his ear. We left the bar to head back to my place. "

xeno shocker

A variation of the shocker,where eight fingers in the stink, two in the pink.

I gave that nasty bitch a xeno shocker

Reverse Shocker

This act is when your finger happens to slip through the toilet paper and you find yourself on the business end of it. Aptly named due to the same surprise one would experience during "The Shocker"

Man I took on an extra job in the shitter when I was finishing up the paperwork and I pulled a reverse shocker on myself.