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A conversation in which one expresses all of their points in the exact ideal way of doing so, involving all possible arguments and pieces of evidence; i.e. a situation where one does not think of additional insults or supporting ideas in the shower, after a disagreement has concluded.
"Luke said that he doesn't get too close to girls when he talks to them, I told him that's exactly what he does and everything that everyone has always wanted to say to him. Get fucked Luke."
"Sounds like a right shower conversation. He got fucked."
"Yeah."
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when one places some sort of soup or stock making medium in the shower head of another persons shower for a practical joke. when the person who owns the shower turns on the shower it spews soup or stock depending on the ingredient. both bouillion and stock cubes can be used aswell as cup of soups of unused packets of supernoodle/ramen noodle powder.
man i just soup showered johnny ferrier and he caught a rash afterwards
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Instead of bathing, you spray your armpits and body with Right Guard and cheap cologne in hopes of disgusing your B O.
Hector must be afraid of the water because he only takes Tijuana showers.
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When someone snorts beer out of their mouth or nose and it sprays you right in the face
Guy #1: <coughs> (just took a swig of beer)
Guy #2: Dude what's your problem? Don't give people drunken showers all the time.
A dick that's already big, even before erection.
SHOW-ER
"Wow, John's definitely more of a shower than a grower ."
"Best dick I've ever had , definitely need to find more of that shower penis."
An event put on by gay men (or women), much like a baby shower, to celebrate the conception and eventual birth of a child. At the center of the event is typically a fruit fly or same-sex couple. Activities at such an event include traditional baby shower games and decor typically includes brightly colored favors. Drinking heavily is not frowned upon at such an event.
The gayby shower last week was the first shower I've ever been to where the bears were covered in pink glitter but weren't stuffed.
Deodorant, usually applied liberally to mask the accumulation of grime over the past few days.
Damn it! Stephanie is coming over in 5 minutes and I haven't bathed in a week! Thank goodness for the ol' shower on a stick!