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A clever phrase to let chums know how thouroughly annoyed you are with them at any given moment. Most effective when cleverly hidden in an unexpected place, in a seemingly unrelated sentence. (See example below.)
Chum: Man, did you watch that special they had on dateline last night? The one about Lynyrd Skynyrd? That was really cool.
You: Yeah, it was pretty sweet. Almost as cool as SHUT THE HELL UP!
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When you're not allowed to say f**k do you replace it with duck .
Dave : " shut the duck up! "
Judy: " Why'd you say duck?"
Dave:" do you not see the children Judy ? "
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The meaning of this phrase is to alert co-workers, on-lookers, passers-by, and anyone else in a group, large or small, who is in charge of a given scenario.
Bryan: Well, what if we approach this problem from a different perspective?
Debra: I'm fucking this cat, so just shut up and hold its tail!
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Something an asshole teacher uses to tell children to be quiet in an angry and rude way.
Mr.Smith told his class to “shut the hell up” . And yelled at a girl for talking.
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A valid way to tell someone to be quiet.
Abbreviated as STFU.
A term/phrase that Drew (dsl) uses quite frequently
Can be served in a cool glass, a frothy mug, or a piping hot cup, when in its liquid state. Can be served as a meal. Use creatively.
Some fuckhead: HEY GUYS I R TEH SHIT!
dsl: Hey shut the fuck up.
dsl: Have a nice piping hot cup of shut the fuck up.
dsl: *ding* I think the microwave has just finished cooking that plate of shut the fuck up you needed.
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Used to the same effect as "shut the hell up" by someone who doesn't use the word hell, often little kids who get in trouble for such "cuss words."
Person 1: You're such a momma's boy!
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well, shut the heck up!
Person 1: Ooh, real tough! What's the matter, mommy won't let you say hell?
Person 2: ...SHUT UP!
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A way of getting someone to cease to vocalise.
"Why don't you go into the kitchen,and open the fridge. Look in the back, all the way back. There's a can of soda, cold chillin'. I want you to reach back there and take it. Open it up and take a nice long drink. MMM, was good, wasn't it? Now i want you to look at the can and make sure its a twelve ounce can, of Shut The Fuck Up.
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