blowing smoke

Trying to pretend like you're more important than you are or know something you really don't understand.

"He's just blowing smoke"

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Smoke Break

An excuse that people use to get extra breaks at work.
A silly excuse to take a break.
A way to trigger non-smokers.

Boss to Hamid: Where are you going your shift has literally just started!

Hamid: Smoke break.

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smoke cock

To perform fellatio.

Bob had to come out of the closet after it was revealed that he liked to smoke cock.

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smoke rocks

doing crack to get high

Tyrome Biggums - I'm gonna tell you something Joe Rogan, that you probably didnt know about me, I smoke rocks.

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smoke and chill

It's when you invite a girl over to smoke some weed and get high. Because when she gets high, she gets horny and when she gets horny, you can fuck her brains out.

Josue: I asked this girl to smoke and chill.

Jonathan: what happened?
Josue: whatchu think? We got high and fucked.

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smoke jumper

A white woman who dates black guys.

When’s that smoke jumper gonna straighten out and get with a white guy?

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smoking dope

Smoke weed

I love smoking dope

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