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Sheet Sniffer

A man so desperate for pussy that he'd sniff a woman's bed sheets just to get a whiff of that sweet poontang.

That pathetic sheet sniffer, couldn't get laid even if he was a billionaire.

by Throbbin_HooDD May 9, 2019


Port Sniffer

When your dog gives your one-night stand a quick sniff when she walks in the door. If he barks twice then you kick her out. If he barks once you go to town.

Man, my port sniffer has saved me from getting chlamydia twice now. Thanks good boy

by Big Papa Wood March 19, 2021


silver sniffer

A person who sniffs or seeks out elderly peoples trust and friendship for their own personal financial gain.

That silver sniffer is only friends with that elderly lady because of her age and lack of beneficiaries.

by Coolbyheart December 6, 2020


Ball Sniffer

They sniff your balls

Hey is that guy a ball sniffer. He looks like the type of guy that would sniff balls.

by ironnnnnnnnnnnnn April 21, 2021


Bean Sniffer

Like a bean licker only 1. Addicted to crack and 2. Sniffs everyone’s beans

Person 1.) Wow Travis is such a bean sniffer

Person 2.) Yeah it feels as like he’s always high

by Bean Licker October 11, 2019


Toffee Sniffer

Someone who is so thick-headed and stupid that their brains cannot possibly be something else other than toffee, and since the human body does not produce toffee naturally, it can only be snorted up through the nose. Also, only people that stupid has the tenacity to actually see it through to sniff up toffee.

My dude, that guy is waiting at that Stop sign for it to go green like a Toffee Sniffer.

Someone once asked me "What is a cordless phone?", now THAT is a real Toffee Sniffer.

by Alastor86 December 18, 2021


gooche sniffer

where some one likes to sniff gooches.

hey man, my ferm (H.J.W) likes gooches, "well, he must be a gooche sniffer"

by yeahhh_boyyy July 28, 2009