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When you unhook a woman’s tracheotomy hose and stick your dick in there forcing it out of her mouth like a snorkel
The local chain smoking lot lizard was offering truck drivers a discount on the Crawfordsville snorkel dick.
When a man is receiving oral sex and ejaculates at the same time that his partner inhales, causing the partner to aspirate the semen.
John had to call an ambulance for Susan after he gave her the Snorkel and she couldn't breathe.
1. An ass-kisser
2. One who performs fellacio frequently
1. I see you bought the boss a new tie - you're such a dork snorkeler.
2. Dude, you should just take her back to your crib; I hear she's a straight dork snorkeler.
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