Soggy iPhone

To describe a bunch of male iPhone fans getting together and spunking over their oh-so-wonderful iPhones. Except this isn't just a game. They actually want to come all over their iphones, such is the pleasure these phones give them.

Hi Luke, its John. Fancy meeting up for a game of soggy iPhone later?

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Soggy Ewok

When a man removes the slimy hair clog and proceeds to wank it using the slimy ball of hair as lubricant.

Thomas was in the shower when he felt the need to give himself a Soggy Ewok. So, he reached down into the shower drain and pulled out the slimy clog.

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soggy pussy

the grossest two words in the english language.

she has a soggy pussy

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soggy biscuit

this is the greatest game ever

what you all call losing, i call winning

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Soggy Squirel

To find road kill, preferably but not necessarily a squirrel (it is more about the act than it being a squirrel) and then bring it home, urinate on it and insert it into the vagina of a sex partner during the act of intercourse.

"Jesus, Judy, stop the car!!! Look at the size of that dead squirrel at the on the side of the road!" "Oh my god Randy, my vagina is self lubricating at the thought of you pissing on it and inserting it into my hot, sopping hole. I think I am gonna come just thinking about getting that soggy squirel." "I'll put it in the trunk so that we can bring it home Judy."

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Soggy Doggy

Giving a girl such a violent facial after oral sex that she will need a seeing eye dog to find a towel.

Dude, that girl doesn't know it yet, but she is running the risk of getting a vicious soggy doggy!

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soggy sooshing

camping in a bush during a game of fortnite

i killed 3 guys and won the game because i was soggy sooshing

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