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The remains of a fart that produces a splatter of shit on one's taint.
"I thought I farted, but when i wiped, the paper revealed that I had a large amount of taint sparkles."
when you solve your friendship problems like twilight sparkle
Adam: Bentley has been real distant recently so i sparkled him and now we're gonna be closer friends now
Michael: thats awesome man
Synonymous to the expression ‘dampen your sparkle’ or ‘burst your bubble’ and should be used as such
Don’t wanna stomp out your sparkle, but I think that might be the whole point.
To fully satisfy ones sexual desires or fantasies.
I gave her a few chances, but she just couldn't shake my sparkle.
A true legend of the internet.
Man, you deserve to be at the top table with Stevie Sparkle. I am not worthy.
Noun.
-A piece of apparel, usually worn by pop stars, such as Shakira, that makes the vaginal area stand out more so than the rest of the clothing.
-When someone is clad in a one-piece, but for some reason, the genital area of their body is most noticeable.
Joe: "The body's craving, to feed the hungry!"
Mike: "What you singin', man?"
Joe: Just a Shakira song, nothin' wrong with 'dat, yo."
Mike: "Damn, that Shakira...whattya do with a lass like that?"
Joe: "Dunno, maybe look at her sparkling vagina all day?"
Mike: "Damn, that sparkling vagina...whattya do with a sight like THAT???"
Joe: "You masturbate to it."