The act of ejaculating while flaccid.
"I was about to fuck this bad bad last night until I soft splashed in my pants while I was eating her out."
Draining multiple three point shots in a row.
Dude, Kobe was making it splash!
When you poop a massive turd and it splashes water up your anis so far that you digest the water
Jeffie: "dude I have to poop so bad"
Kennis: " then go"
Jeffie: " but dude it will be an anal splash if I go
Kennis: "oh dude I HATE THOSE!!"
To drive close to the curb when it's raining and drive thru puddles in order to splash water onto bums.
It was raining cats and dogs when I was driving past a homeless encampment so I decided to play a game of Splash A Bum. Aka Splasha Bum.
When you're tired of the black tar, but you're not ready to commit to a full-on latte.
Barista, one splashed Americano. And remember, I said splash, not flash flood!
The wavey splash cannot be fully comprehended by a sober human mind. It is a way of life, a vibration lived on that is consistent, disregarding positive and negative outcomes. This is why people with the wavey splash are always on top. Some famous people in history with the wavey splash are wavey himself and thanos. Many people over the course of humanity have tried and failed to obtain the wavey splash. It cannot be forced nor created, it is a gift that lives with you forever.
“I went into the game unphased, knowing the wavey splash would take over in full affect.”
Large amount of TP layed down prior to dropping the kids off at the pool.
oefinger ran out of tp taking the kids to the splash park.