is performed when a man cuts his dick before jerking off, then proceeds to immediately urinate. This creates the red, white, and yellow colors of the delicious dessert.
You pussyโฆno wonder you chafe when you jerk off. Blood is the best lubricant and that is why I prefer a banana split. There is something cleansing about pissing after jerking it in my own blood.
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The act of a female cumming on your dick while bouncing in a split formation.
'Damn! Last night Tasha gave me the banana split!'
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The act in which a grown man wears a thong(preferably yellow) and takes a shit. The thong in turn spliting the pinched load in half to either side of the thong.
Oh my god Tom, I was partying with Jason last night and he totally pulled off a perfect shit split.
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A trick unwittingly performed by buttpounders when a doodoo molecule blocks the standard pee flow creating two separate streams that can wreak havoc on any toilet.
Ted: I caught Joel pulling a pee split this morning!
Randy: I didn't even know he was gay!
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When a guy's piss splits into two separate streams when going to the restroom due to consistantly excessive masturbation.
"Shit man I may be jerking it off too much." "Oh? How so?" Dude I've started split-streaming when going to the bathroom." Nah dude you cool, just don't do it for a couple days and you'll be fine!"
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two or more guys entering a virgin and breaking the hymen together
we both wanted to take her virginity so we both went in splitting the cherry.
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Using a spoon to seperate the lips of the vagina, then using the spoon to eat her vaginal fluids like a soup.
Tyrone: UNN why is this spoon so narsty?
Derrel: Bruh i was splitting the coconut with dat bitch Laquisha last night
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