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A series of violent acts done by police departments all over the US.
Person 1: DId you hear about that guy shot by a police officer?
Person: Yeah that's part of the cop spring.
With the arrival of spring and warmer weather, the increased occurrences of romantic breakups due to wanting to explore what's out there and enjoy being single again.
1) It's nice out and the beauties are out there, time to prep my Spring Jailbreak
2) -Hey, are you two still together?
-No we broke up last week
-Ah yes, it's spring jailbreak time, eh?
spring is so cool and has sex everyday and goes out with moni moni so cool and hot marries spring and they sex!! spring is spring like springbonnie from five nights of freddy’s (FNAF) and also season spring because he’s so cool and fresh like spring!!!
saying spring isn’t cool is NO AND BAD!!!!!!
Look it’s a Spring ZeoWorks!
A shitty little town in Upstate South Carolina. Not to be confused with the Boiling Springs in North Carolina and Pennsylvania. The South Carolina town is home to the states oldest operating school(It fucking sucks). Shitty ass high school football team, they lose alot, but get all the funding. Their golf team and marching band are kick ass and win alot. There's nothing to do in this little town, and lots of inbreds claim this po dunk town home.
I can't wait to leave this fucking disgrace of a town, Boiling Springs!
Hey, did you see the Boiling Springs Football Game last night? Yeah, they fucking lost again.
A all white rich ass town that is only populated during the summer with rich kids. The only hood is the alley behind yummies the ice cream store and that alley is actually a nice garden. Every kid over the age of 13 has their own motorboat and drives it around all day blaring music and not doing shit. They tie their boats together in the middle of the harbor and post their “floatilla” all over their sc. these are the harbor point kids who own 4 story houses that cost more than 100x yours. They are wear lily Pulitzer and eat dinner at the harbor club every Monday night. Their moms are all blond tennis players who give their kids unlimited access to ice cream and flurries at the U21. In the fall the harbor point kids all go off to boarding school and spend the same amount of money on their dorm room as their tuition. The harbor point squad often wakes up at 5 to watch the sunrise and then takes 99999999 dsco and is obsessed with vsco. Their extended families are also huge with 50+ people who all have houses on harbor point and eat dinner together on Monday nights at one longggggg table at the harbor club. They ride their fancy bikes to kilwins to get 9$ small shakes and buy popcorn from the lyric without going to see a movie. Wardrobes include vineyard vines tees, lulu shorts, and birks and pura vida bracelets and raybans. All in all they are wealthy blond teens that ride around on bikes or their motorboats while moms play tennis at country clubs and dad is somewhere.
POSTCARD FROM HARBOR SPRINGS: “Greetings from Harbor Springs Michigan” (postcard shows picture of two white blond kids in Lily Pulitzer and vineyard vines eating fudge on their own motorboat and blasting rap trying to be black.)
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The lamest town in Missouri, most def. Home of american idol finalist david cook. This town is full of snobs and homophobic assholes.
I live in Blue Springs.
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When you put ice cubes inside your partners orafice (anus or vagina) and pee inside of it to thaw the ice.
Dude I totally spring thawed that guy I met on Grindr last night.
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