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When you gotta shit real bad but it won’t come out. Just get up in that cornhole with a big wad of toilet paper and jam it in there, wiping vigorously from front to back. Works like a charm.
I had to take a duke real bad but it wouldn’t come out. So I gave my arse The Wipe Start. Floodgates open!
I read today on Yahoo! Finance that we hit the debt ceiling.
Not really sure what that means; but people seem to be freaking out and getting a little edgy. People seem under pressure.
So am I. But I’m really just confused. Maybe I have it better than most, I don’t know.
If crime in this country starts to pick up and skyrocket in the next few days just like in COVID pandemic, then I will probably know for sure.
People are starting to get edgy
Bring the hips out as far as they go and proceeding to commence a powerful hump to begin sex.
Woman: come on already
Man: let me get a running start
Woman: what? (proceeds to happen) AHHHHH!!
The Debug mode code for Sonic the hedgehog on the genesis
Up, C, Down, C, Left, C, Right, C, A+Start
An expression that means for players or team-members within a gaming lobby (most often in a voice-chat) to stop messing around/wasting time and to start the queue to get into a game.
Person 1: "Bro I swear, Naz is the cringiest bitch I know. Why do we keep playing League of Legends with her-"
Person 2: "Stop the cap and start the queue"
Today is the day you kiss a boy who’s name start with R
“Yo it’s September 17th, National Kiss a boy who’s name starts with R bro, time to kiss you”
“Bro I’m not gay”
“Doesn’t matter”
Your hitting a bitch doggie Style and right before she cums you punch her in the kidneys to make her cum like a leaky motorcycle!!
So I’m fucking this bitch and she was like make me cum me cum so I went ahead and kick start my harley