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Scared to stretch the ruler

It means your scared to do something because it can backfire on you: if you stretch a ruler/measuring tape you don’t want to let go of it because your scared it will backfire to fast and hit your hand.

When free diving into the pool I was scared to stretch the ruler and didn’t jump.

by Truruuus January 28, 2022


barbie stretching

The Photoshop practice of longitudinally stretching a photo of a female celeb or fashion model's body, to look tall and thin like Barbie.

These days you'd need to use a helluva lot of barbie stretching to make J-Lo look any good.

by catmanpu January 28, 2014


butterfly stretch

taking a break from streaming to smoke some dank kush

Summit will be right back he's doing some butterfly stretches.

by Laju Keebu Inu July 13, 2019


stretch city

an exclamation to someone who is stuck to a sticky substance (e.g. glue), and is floating in the air (levitating)

Bully: Now with my new levitating powers, i shall proclaim myself as a prophet!
Bro: whoa! stretch city!

by mrbeast539275 November 30, 2024


Baby Dinosaur Stretches

Stretching done in the morning before getting out of bed, so named for the noise made by people with high-pitched voices.

"I always do my baby dinosaur stretches before getting out of bed."

by Bartizan February 27, 2015


D stretch

When a male masturbates quickly.

"I got in a quick d stretch before the rave tonight."

by Ron El Bon April 16, 2016


Stretch Johnson

When your Johnson (cock) is between your lover's arse cheeks whilst you spoon her and she clamps onto your foreskin and proceeds to stretch it like a "Stretch Armstrong" toy.

My girlfriend clamped onto my cock and proceeded to Stretch Johnson with her arse cheeks and proceeded to stretch it, before he was hard enough to then slip it in.

by SmoothBallBearings September 3, 2024