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When you’re fucking a girl and the last stroke before you cum all inside her
Girl: Right there right there i’m gonna cum
Boy: Cant, I’m on the money stroke *cums all inside her*
When a bands debut album is a hit, and any subsequent album is shit in relation to it. New albums released by bands suffering from Strokes Syndrome do not themselves necessarily have to be shit ... but chances are that they are.
Etymology: the phrase Strokes Syndrome comes from the band The Strokes, whose debut album Is This It was an undisputed masterpiece. As such, all their later albums, although average to good, had the appearance of being disappointing.
I was able to diagnose Alt J with Strokes Syndrome just minutes into the first track of their new album. It was a bloodflood.
The act of giving a handjob while wearing a fuzzy glove.
Me: Did you see the porno with the girl giving the guy an artic stroke?
Him: Yea bro, I am trying to get my girl into the fuzzy fetish.
The act of auto-erotic asphyxiation, or breath control play is the intentional restriction of oxygen to the brain while masturbating.
Mark: Did you hear David Carradine died?
John: How did he die?
Mark: the old choke and stroke
When receiving a rim job while standing, instead of the person giving a tradition reach around it is from down underneath.
i went out with my Mrs last night, we got drunk and she gave me a Sydney Stroke, best night ever.
When you try to shit but can’t so you make the effort worthwhile by giving yourself a good old fashioned wank and rubbing one out before flushing and hoping the turd will pass next attempt. If not, repeat.
I’m on my third constipation stroke today. If I don’t blow the other way soon I may have to resort to an enema.
Sometimes I think he eats a poor diet just for the ability to constipation stroke.
When someone goes to High 5 you and instead of slapping your hand they stroke it.
Man that wasn't a High 5 it was a High Stroke.