Being lied to, I.e. Being jerked around, slang referring to male self gratification.
We are getting stroked by this salesman
A way to describe the manner a Bogan or a group of Bogans are talking.
The phrase comes from the high pitched, nasal tone of a Bogans voice usually in excited/drunk conversation, which is not to dissimilar to the sound and tone of a two stroke engine such as a whipper snipper.
"I heard the bogan neighbours Two Stroking again this afternoon"
Dane: How's the Party?
Nathan: Shithouse, there's way too much two stroking going on.
Mini stroke is when someone with little tiny hands strokes a little tiny penis.
The president conducted a mini stroke before his meeting with Putin
The unapologetic expression made when teabagging.
Man 1 - please, no!
Man 2 - stroke the toad bitch!
When receiving a rim job while standing, instead of the person giving a tradition reach around it is from down underneath.
i went out with my Mrs last night, we got drunk and she gave me a Sydney Stroke, best night ever.
When you try to shit but can’t so you make the effort worthwhile by giving yourself a good old fashioned wank and rubbing one out before flushing and hoping the turd will pass next attempt. If not, repeat.
I’m on my third constipation stroke today. If I don’t blow the other way soon I may have to resort to an enema.
Sometimes I think he eats a poor diet just for the ability to constipation stroke.
When someone goes to High 5 you and instead of slapping your hand they stroke it.
Man that wasn't a High 5 it was a High Stroke.