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Someone who because they are naïve or just plain ignorant consistently votes against their own self-interests
Joe is a suicide voter he used to have a good job at a factory with a strong union that provided excellent pay and benefits, but he voted for an anti-union governor who busted up the union, resulting in a huge drop in pay, then he voted for a "free trade" Congressman who wants to move all factories to China. Now unemployed and receiving healthcare through the state exchanges created under the Affordable Care Act he plans to vote for a president who wants to take away his healthcare.
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When masturbating, right before blowing your load, yell "MOM!" or "DAD!" and try to finish before said person enters the room.
Oh man, i cant go out tonight i got grounded when i failed the suicide jerk.
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When someone wants to die but won't commit Suicide
You won't do it to yourself but Almost hoping something else will do it for you.
I.E: A Deadly disease, car crash, something that is outside of your control, ECT.
Man: Hey Dude, what killed man 2?
Man 3: Secondhand Suicide
Man: What's that?
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A point when a person begins to consume alcohol at an exponential rate. Usually occurring after one has already been drinking for several hours and has decided that they can handle a limitless amount of alcohol. Typically results in loss of memory, confusion, and an inability to perform normal functions. On the other hand it can be a lot of fun, especially if you are an onlooker.
Sebastiaan: Ryan went into suicide mode last night at Oktoberfest
Stefan: Yeah, at one point he decided to drink all the beer on the table. I had to sign him into his hotel room last night and apparently he woke up and couldn't remember how he got there.
Anything that gives you motivation or reason to commit suicide
Looking in the mirror is starting to become suicide fuel
A place where you bring you and your idiotic friends to supposedly hope to find a ghost when the name itself is called the suicide forest and act shock on camera when you see a dead body and add the suicide hotline number to act like he is helping even though he showed his 9 year old fan base a dead body
Person 1: Logan Paul is gay
Person 2: Suicide forest
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When somebody consistently and repeatedly has suicidal thoughts, but hasn't seriously considered it and planned out a comprehensive course of action. Like almost all medical problems, early treatment is extremely important.
borderline-suicidal Person: I lost my job and my wife is considering divorce.... maybe I should just put one right in my head...
(Next day) Gotta drive to the unemployment office...maybe I should just lock the door and drive into a lake...
Similar thoughts repeat frequently
Suicidal person: My family was murdered and I'm being framed for it....I'll go get my gun and end it right here. I'd better do it over the bridge so there's no mess. Just in case my life insurance pays out, I'll write a will to have it all donated to charity...