gumby suit

a floating survival suit that makes you look like gumby.

ah shit, the boats going down again, better throw on my gumby suit.

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Bee Suit

Slang for condom.


To be used with the term "Bees Wax" when talking about sex. When another "bee" term is used it is ok to use "suit" for short.

Hey man if your gonna get any of that bees wax you better where your bee suit.

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gillie suit

When a girl cums, you rub your hands in the juices and proceed to cover your entire body with it.

"Yo man, I was wearin' my gillie suit last night."

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jesus suits

A suit that jesus will wear when he comes on judgement day to repay the jews for what they did to him, its easily cleanable and flame resistant, and all white

I'm about to break out my jesus suit on that fuckin kid

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no play suit

A costume worn to a party, usually by a male, that ensures the wearer will get lots of high fives, but absolutely no sex.

"Wow, you wore a banana suit and a fake mustache to a frat party?"
"Yep--A classic no play suit."

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Deflamination suit

Flame fire resistant suit worn by race car drivers who can't speak and/or spell properly.

Chet: Ain't you worried 'bout burnin' up if you's in a crash?

Goober: Nah, I ain't worried. Ma done sewed me up a brand new deflamination suit.

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shit suit

The primative skills to look baller covered in your own shit.

Dude she still gave me a blumkin after I was wearing my shit suit!

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