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A skill you may possess if using the suggest function on the website: dating-profile-generator .org .uk
What skills do you have? (e.g. leadership, carving)
Answer: surfing sniffles
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When a dog sticks his head out the open window of a moving car and sniffs the air.
Sparky is snoot surfing when we drive through the country.
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When you are on a social network and you see a name, photo, video or anything with a link and leave your current page to view that person's page.
Dave-"You were on facebook for a while."
Justin- "I was social surfing. Lots of people I don't know commented on your status. Just decided to check them out."
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when you're on the cusp of shitting yourself but deliberately refrain from going to the bathroom to make the eventual bowel movement all the more satisfying
"I poop surfed for 2 hours yesterday and had the best shit of my life"
"have you ever tried poop surfing? Best shit of your life".
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scrolling the internet incessantly looking for content to share about the pandemic, often spreading misinformation and shock value content
“She’s been doom surfing for the last 12 hours”
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If you buy volcom jeans at the pacific sun, you're a surf turkey. If you own a fitted DC hat, you're a surf turkey. If you can't surf or ride a skateboard properly, you're most definitely a surf turkey. If you visit Florida from Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, or anywhere else in the Southern Region and walk into Plus Skateshop, you're most probably a surf turkey. Daggers for life!
Anyone who brags about how much weed they smoke, is definitely a surf turkey.
Any surf turkey who spends all of his money at the local skate shop, so he can be the illest nagrum.
Fuck Life to all the surf turkey fools.
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Surfing the web on your smart phone while dropping a duece.
"I had burritos for lunch and spent the afternoon in the bathroom stall surfing"
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