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a sexual maneuver; while having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, when she turns around to see what just happened, ejaculate in her eye
Man, I put the surprise attack on that bitch last night!
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When a "woman" covers her genitalia with a food product (whipped cream) and someone (preferrably male) goes down on her to only find a "banana in his icecream sundae".
"She looked smokin hot, but to end a long story short, I sure got a pickle surprise."
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1. When someone has held in his or her dump for a long time and runs into a bathroom or bathroom stall and poops on the ground or on the toilet lid that is down so that the poop is not in the toilet bowl. (It is either on the closed lid or the ground in front of the toilet.)
1. Jacob left a john surprise in his grandma's bathroom.
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when u tell a chick that ur not gonna cum in her but u do anyway casue its funny
hey, i promise not to sum in ur fun hole, and i won't leave u a protein surprise.
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During anal sex with girl friend the man spits on her back so she thinks he jizzed and when she turns around he jizzes on her face and she makes a pirate sneer.
Hey, mom its a pirate surprise!
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A way of raping someone and not raping them because your surprising them with sex
(Rapee) Help rape
(Raper) Its not rape its surprise sex
(Rapee) Damn
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Like the shocker, but a fist to the vulva and a thumb in the anus.
Warning: There have been reports of dislocated thumbs suffered from improperly administering the Greek Surprise.
"Dude, how'd you break your thumb?"
"Well I was a bit drunk and trying to give a chick the Greek Surprise..."
"Let me guess, you were over rotated and slammed your thumb into her taint? Yea, we've all been there, it's a rookie mistake."
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