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Mens Tear Spit Swap is when two men are receiving separate blojobs whilst together. After both men ejaculate into their female companions mouths, the two women then French kiss and swap the spit’n cum, followed by a second blowjob.
Jake went on a double date with his girlfriend, Kaidyn, and his friend along with his date. Little did jake know that the girls were going to Mens Tear Spit Swap on him later that night - it only cost him a $54 Lobster Bisk.
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When two (or more) girl friends with different colored bikinis swap their tops so that they're matching. Used especially on social media to show that they're best friends.
"My friend and I did a BFF bikini top swap at the beach so everyone knew we were there together"
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The Kansas City Cum Swap or KCCS for short is a high-level, two-part procedure taking approximately seven days and three people (2 male, 1 female) to complete. The first part involves two men having rough anal sex. At the point of climax the pitcher pulls out and ejaculates into the mouth of the catcher. The catcher then spits the semen into the mouth of the pitcher who then performs a "reverse felch" in which he blows the semen back into the anus of the catcher using a silly straw. This must all be done quickly as the anus of the catcher is (as required for the second step) badly bruised and will swell shut. After seven days (and a steady diet of anti-diarrheal medication) the catcher's anus finally relaxes and prolapses at which point he uses it like a dildo and sticks it into the vagina of the female. Once it is fully inserted the male then farts with enough force to fully expel the semen (and generous amounts of fecal matter) while simultaneously the female performs a "reverse queef" to suck the babybatter into her ovaries with the hopes of producing a healthy dbox offspring.
Bob: So last Summer Martha and I vacationed in Truck Stop, Missouri and did a Kansas City Cum Swap with a trucker named Jim.
Dave: No wonder your son is such a fuckin dbox.
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When you have another chair other than the computer chair positioned near your computer. You can use a wooden chair as a cover up by placing drinks on it. And then when nobody is home, you swap out your computer chair with the wooden chair so that you don’t get any jizz stains on the computer chair while jacking off. If you accidently jizz on the wooden chair, it doesn’t leave a stain and you can clean it very easily.
All right! Nobody is home...I’m going to pull off the computer chair swap out and masturbate to some porn.
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When a shopper fills their cart with anything that looks interesting or good, giving absolutely no thought to the cost of these things. They proceed to the check-out lane and hold up the line as they ask the cashier to scan different combinations of items, until they finally decide on a group of things that they are happy with *and* can afford.
While most people with a limited amount of shopping money would take the time to add up prices in their mind/on paper/on a calculator, and estimate their total, this person seems to believe that they can grab whatever and it will just magically work out somehow. No matter how many times they leave without everything they selected, they will always try it again next time.
After watching the cashier scan four items for the current customer, only to remove three and then be asked to scan two more, Jim realized that this check out swap out was going to take a while.
National gender day is On November 25 everyone Swap genders.Girls act like boys. Boys act like girls. Whether it means dressing like the opposite gender if you want to go the extra mile.
Person 1:Hey are you ready for National Swap Genders day.
Person 2:What’s that?
Person 1: On November 25 everyone swaps genders.Girls act like boys.Boys act like girls.
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Domicile swap bro/s: noun. When you sleep at your bro's house with a girl while he's sleeping at your house with a girl whilst thine families art awayeth until morrow so that when families come home the bros can meet up next dawn to reminisce about yesternight, and hereby pound out the domicile swap brosness (respectable and luhgend ahdem) (is that a flashlight?) and then light up yet another jay that, can we play ping pong and eat them legend goafers (creative spelling item)(taaaaaaasty), will be smoked on the last drop of cherrydew to respectfully honor thine mighty Hyperion.
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After coming back from a bubbly water break sesh, Eliansel and Viclentodius returned to Elsingstone, (n.b.: no relation to the jamaican highland), whenceforth they seated for supper, served by none other than that hairy guy, who pronounced "and specials off the menu for tonight, food ahdem numba 1, food ahdem number 2, food ahdem number 3, and pasta a la pot, (n.b.: not to be confused with a francophone transposition of language), and proceeded to consume tons and tons of sheep shlong, (joast joaking).
Goafer intermission.
That was the example. I included the word domicile swap bro/s because I had to.
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