A mango that likes to tango and is fatso
Hello tango mango
A pretentious and incredibly boring movie.
Hey John, have you ever watched Last Tango in Paris?
I tried, but I fell asleep after 5 minutes.
The last dance of the evening where a lady has removed her knickers beforehand to provide easy access in the event of scoring
Candice "There was a very savoury aroma in the club last night"
Susan "Oh, yes, I was doing the Mackerel Tango with Steve but he was having none of it"
When you flip the female upside down and stuck your tongue in the bum if it’s dirty plus 10 points
Me and my stepsister did the cupids tango
Tango-Charlie
Tango - Charlie = Tacticle chunder
Tracey: "proper wasted right now, need a Tango-Charlie to sort myself out...."
Dan: " ok good luck "
In France, the negotiating "dance" a tourist must engage in to receive anything NOT on the menu – or sometimes, to even get something ON the menu. "I would like some Chantilly cream on my chocolate cake." "C'est impossible. That only comes on the mousse." "Can I pay extra?" "Non." "Can I buy one of each dessert, and just have you put the Chantilly cream on the cake." "Non, that's not on the menu." "Fine, I'll just take the cake." (Waiter brings cake with Chantilly cream on it.)
I had to dance the French Tango with that waiter to get a glass of milk (something VERY uncommon in France).
In France, the negotiating "dance" a tourist must engage in to receive anything NOT on the menu – or sometimes, to even get something ON the menu. "I would like some Chantilly cream on my chocolate cake." "C'est impossible. That only comes on the mousse." "Can I pay extra?" "Non." "Can I buy one of each dessert, and just have you put the Chantilly cream on the cake." "Non, that's not on the menu." "Fine, I'll just take the cake." (Waiter brings cake with Chantilly cream on it.)
I had to dance the French Tango with that waiter to get a glass of milk (something VERY uncommon in France).