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Why should I tell you?

It means they don't know, or are a stupid troll.

"Ok, if you're a genius, then what's the square root of 6456?"
"Why should I tell you?"

by zack7521 February 22, 2012

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Show-n-Tell Sex Ed

Sex education where demonstrations for the purpose of modeling proper sexual technique, safer sex protocols and better communication are performed usually for a live audience who's encouraged to watch and ask questions. Demonstrations may or may not include nudity or explicit sexual contact, but often do.

"Show-n-Tell Sex Ed is such a better way to learn how to be a sex ninja than watching porn."

"I went to a Show-n-Tell Sex Ed workshop where the sex educator totally hand-fucked a melon with a latex glove and some lube!"

"That strap-on workshop was a Show-n-Tell Sex Ed class and they pegged a dude in front of me and my gf."

by ReidAboutSex August 23, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


dont ask, dont tell relationship

Very simply defined as a one night stand, where you ask no questions about your partner, and tell them nothing about yourself.

"I got a one night stand with this chic at the bar last night."
"Oh thats cool, tell me about her."
"It was a dont ask, dont tell relationship."

by Me the Breadcat July 4, 2015

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


but don't tell Carly I said that.

A commonly used phrase amongst angsty teenage girls and their man-bitches.

"I got in a fight with my boyfriend, but don't tell Carly I said that... or the whole fucking world will know... gossipy-ass bitch."

by EIena V. August 28, 2008

18๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


let me tell ya

sarcasm in four words

"she is so pretty"
"let me tell ya"

"you like the nerd in math class?"
"let me tell ya"

by marialainaxix November 14, 2014

2๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


idk u tell me

A saying often used by individuals with aspergers syndrome or other mental deficiencies. Often in conjunction with other terms like "xD", "i have no friends" and "did you hear the new xxxtentacion song".

*legit person*:hey man whats up
*retard*:idk u tell me

by DABSKRRRTER November 27, 2017

2๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


dont ask, dont tell relationship

Very simply defined as a one night stand, where you ask no questions about your partner, and tell them nothing about yourself.

"I got a one night stand with this chic at the bar last night."
"Oh thats cool, tell me about her."
"It was a dont ask, dont tell relationship."

by Me the Breadcat July 4, 2015