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Occurs when an elastic rope is tied to a man's genitals on one end, and a tractor (has to be a tractor) at the other. The man is pulled by his junk when the tractor starts moving.
Starla was so angry at Cletus for sleeping with her mother, that she gave him a Tennessee Jock Strap.
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When two female cousins are doing a 69 on each other.
I heard that Tina and Jenny pulled a Tennessee Taco Swap last night when they were drunk.
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The act of turning a person upside down.Inserting a funnel into their anus and defecating into the funnel and forcing your feces into their rectum.
I totally Tennessee Chili Bagged your mom last night
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a sexual act performed when a consenting woman is on the floor ass up in the air and face of the carpet, then the man standing on the bed or any elivated platform and performs a belly flop of sorts with a hard cock with the hopes of finding one of the holes of said woman.
Betty sure does walk funny after Joe landed a Tennessee Tommy knocker in her ass.
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A ladder is suspended between two supports. A chick lies down on the ladder. There are 8 guys (Tennessee is bordered by 8 states.), positioned as follows:
-One tit-fucking.
-Two receiving fellatio
-One performing anal sex.
-One performing vaginal sex.
-Two receiving hand jobs.
-One receiving a foot job.
We don't have enough people for a Tennessee Log Jam!
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-noun
1. A complicated sexual maneuver requiring 3 men and one women. With a ladder two men climb up the ladder and the women arches her body beneath the ladder. Resembling a common log jammer, then the men take consecutive dumps on her back and with the the natural "channel". Conformed of her spine the "logs" will go down. Finally the third man waits at the end with his mouth open to receive the logs.
2. When you take a large enough dump that clogs up the bathroom.
3. A standard facility in Tennessee's lumberjack industry.
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Guy 1#: Hey did you get the ladder?
Guy 2#: Yeah, steel, so it can hold us both!
Guy 1#: I cant wait for the Tennessee Log Jammer tonight
Guy 2#: Its gonna be sweet
Guy 3: Do I get to eat the sh!#t this time?
Guy 1 and guy 2: Its you turn, that ours sliding dumps from the girls back enter your mouth.
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A person who jams large logs of shit into his/her asshole for pure unadulterated pleasure while in Tennessee.
I became a true tennessee log jammer when I picked up a turd from a Wal-Mart toilet and shoved it deep into my asshole while visiting my grandmother in Knoxville. It felt SUPER AMAZING!!! I now perform this act at least 10 times a day whenever I'm in Tennessee.
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