The act of two people constantly texting each other despite being in close proximity. Usually to conceal a relationship. The irony being that it is blatantly obvious to everyone in the room what they are doing.
"I see the ugly guy and the slut are playing text tennis again".
"Yeah, pretty obvious eh?"
Small balls if you're talking to a man
Small tits if your'e talking to a woman
That man acts so hard in front of girls though he's probably got tennis balls
That woman flirts so hard but gets nowhere due to her tennis balls
Small balls if you're talking to a man
Small tits if your'e talking to a woman
That man acts so hard in front of girls though he's probably got tennis balls
That woman flirts so hard but gets nowhere due to her tennis balls
Is a condition caused by not going to a hockey game with your brother.
Damn man, if only there was a hockey game I could go to tonight, my tennis elbow is killing me
a code word for raw dogging goats.
Man, Rich has tennis elbow, said he is going to get it checked out.
Don’t even start shit with these three because they will find you and beat the shit outta you. Littest group out there. Facts
Tennis bros- group of 3 girls that r too damn funny for ur existence
A sport that is utilized for the unathletic, elderly and or just weird people. They will tell you all about how great it is even though we all know it sucks. Just quit while you’re ahead and pick up a real racquet.
Hey bro are you coming to my paddle tennis tournament? There’s gonna be a ton of old sweaty grandmas ready for you.