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The conventional direction of "down."
It's right behind the rock on the left. No, your left. Texas Left.
A bunch of good ole boys raising hell and fucking bitches. A city near Fort Worth that is high class mostly white. This city is known for having the hottest girls and the shittiest football team. But the kids from keller go harder then any other town. Whiskey pours and beer chases. Great place to call home.
"Hey what are you doing after the game?"
"Getting drunk as shit it's keller texas"
eating out a girl, then later to find out you contracted illness from her vag.
Strope was Welcome to Texas,then passed on strep to the rest of his roommates.
Pasadena, Texas; known for its smelly air from chemical plants on the Houston Ship waterways.
"The Smell of Money" according to one columnist for the Houston Chronicle daily newspaper.
Endearing name like "Windy City", and Cake-eaters.
Growing up here in Stinkadena, Texas, I know I'm home when I can smell Pasadena.
A female who resembles a texas deer: small body, but a huge rack.
Porn Star Crissy Moran is a texas deer.
Adam: "Hey Matt, check out that texas deer!"
Matt: "Nice. She must be a size 1, but those are at least size D boobs."
A place where you go to live. And end up never leaving. Full of truck sluts, diesel douches, mommy and daddys wallets and a bunch of meth addicts.
The birth place of the clap apocalypse 2015. The only place you can get black smoked, beat up by a 28 year old twice your size at a highschool party then get your dicked sucked by a random girl.
Weatherford Texas? ohh, you mean piece of shit?
Capital punishment, the death penalty.
Saddam Hussein will probably get some Texas justice.