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every teenage boys fantasy!!!!
who wouldn't want to have a sexual relationship with their hot female teacher
i was involved in a student-teacher relationship
i keep giving my hoy asian teacher aoral exam
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Looked down upon in society, especailly by those in the 'Tansey' clan, a typical BTEC class is filled with A level rejects, alcoholics, chain smokers and wierdo's. Such an environment is extremely loud and it's more than a miricle that any level of productivity is achieved.
A normal BTEC student is unmotivated, avoids work where ever possible, lacks cash, enjoys playing cards during dinner breaks and spends many hours in 'the refectory'
A level student - 'Oi, BTEC, do a real course you loser'
BTEC ICT student - 'Get fucked you horrible geek'
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The title given to a person who is so awesome and stupid, they call themselves their school's Student of the Month of the Year.
Hey, did you hear that idiot got Student of the Month of the Year?
Yeah, what a hoser. You'd think he'd know the name of his own fucking award.
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A person with an B in all of their classes.
I am a straight B student. Mediocre as hell.
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An undergraduate student from Mainland China who is paying full fees at a Western university for a Bachelor of Commerce equivalent degree. This class of student is an increasingly attractive "cash cow" for universities facing budget cut-backs.
Chinese business students stream themselves into either quantitative subjects e.g. financial management or soft, qualitative offerings e.g. general management. Since they have been admitted more by their ability to pay inflated "full cost" fees than their academic abilities, their ability to speak and write technical English is often poor meaning that they struggle to pass, do not contribute, unreflectively and uncritically rote learn, plagiarize and cluster together in class and socially.
Many are only-child, spoilt "little emperors" who possess immature social skills that are more expected of very young teenagers than adults.
Anyone who is a member of a university business program as either a student or member of faculty will recognize the Chinese business student demographic.
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Prep school girls who get schlepped in every day instead of boarding. Hot, but... (see DSG and Pulling a Ratner). They are a living refutation of Descartes' argument for the existence of god.
"Safe sex, ummmm, if you can't remember it, it didn't happen?"
"You're one of the Day Student Girls, right?"
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A very cheerful student who makes a room all brightened up
Vannessa was a chirpy college student when she made everyone laugh
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