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ǝʇɐɯ ɐᴉlɐɹʇsnɐ sᴉ sᴉɥʇ ǝʎ
“ello mate, welcome to australia. nice weather were having aint it brah?”
Australia, once a huge prison, is not as good as everyone makes it out to seem, hardly any natives and a shit tonne of South Africans. They take the piss out of NZ which is very unfair. Their accent sounds like Mosquitos fucking. I have been on holiday to Australia numerous times and the landscapes are either all sand or ugly skyscrapers. my cousins friend nearly got abducted at the local park. Very unsocialable people. Unkind souls.
Day in Australia:
Tourist: hey can you please show me the way to Melbourne?
Aussie: do oy look lyk a fickin map mayte
a place where the richest meadien person lives
australia
The country every Austrian is associated with. (sometimes this missunderstanding is caused because the austrian doesn't speak very good english)
Person: Dude, where are you from
Austrian: I'm from austria
Person: WOW, Australia. How are those kangaroos. Are they funny
Austrian: Hearst oida, i bin from Austria net from Australia, du tschoperl
A place where people think we ride kangaroos everywhere **no**
"I heard that Australians go to schools on kangaroos and fight wild animals to do so!"
"Bish, we go to school like every normal person"
They come second.
But seconed is 1st place for losers.
1974 out, 1975 well they needed to copy em. Australia!
youtu.be/qpaQp078N-Q
"Have you ever been to Australia?"
"Yeah, and I got to meet Luke and Kevin."