Australia is a fake country implanted in almost evryone's memories by the US Gouvernement. It's funny because how can people still belive in the 21st century that a country can be upside down! Come on, Isaac Newton invented gravity for something, people can't be upside down, they woulod just fal down into the Milkway. And also, it's a supposed land in which lives mythological animals called "Giraffes".
Friend 1: I don't know what fiction book should I buy today.
Friend 2: Well, pic this one called Australia, it's 100% fiction.
One of the most misunderstood countries, where (from an Australian) nothing/nobody cares enough to try to kill you. Just don’t be stupid and you’ll be fine.
American 1: hey should I go to Australia? Sounds Kinda cool.
American 2: nooo way! They have so many deadly animals!
Australian: shut up Dave you have fucking guns.
A country full of hard yakka and no one but bludgers in charge of it, doing nothing but cooking chooks on the barbie.
This pretty much means blokes have nothing but blowies between their ears and are as busy as a cat burying shit.
Person 1: Got yakka mate?
Person 2: Yeah but bloke next door keeps doing the aussie salute as much as a chook lays eggs.
Person 1: No excuse to throw the barbie the the billabong mate.
Person 3:*whispers to Person 1* Think he's got blowies up the clacker.
Person 1:*whispers to Person 3* Wouldn't blame him, we're in Australia after all.
An upside down country famous for its shitposters, vegemite and rampant 6 foot spider problem. Those who visit Australia are required to have a ground harness so that they do not fall into the sun.
The most common job in Australia is working at the shitpost plant.
A place where at least they don't have AR 15's
As the lyrics in the dangerous animals of Australia song goes "But at least we don't have AR-15's"
A place where at least they don't have AR 15's
As the lyrics in the dangerous animals of Australia song goes "But at least we don't have AR-15's"
Australia is a made up country by the government ment to send people to . In reality they get fed to you in your maccies burgers
Friend 1 :have you heard of Australia
Friend 2 : there fake lmao