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Taylor Church is an amazing best friend. She would do anything for her friends from looking up there name meaning or just giving them guy advice. Taylor can also be lazy when she wants to but she is always a bad-ass. She is beautiful, and outgoing. She is one of those girls who doesn't fall over every guy who talks to her. She save herself for the right guy(after college of course). She loves her family, even thought they can be a pain. She loves animals and school.
I want to be Taylor Church!
An old church is a beautiful masterpiece of religious architecture and will stand out in any town or setting. Old Churches that are either made from wood or from stone are different from more modern churches simply because they feature a beautiful relaxing space with lots of nice colours. Lots of elegant churches like this can be found a lot in England, America, Australia and New Zealand. They look the best when they are in a country setting with surrounding trees and lakes.
I prefer "Old Churches" rather than modern churches
When a child molesting priest just goes to another church instead of getting punished
James: "My old pastor got caught for molesting some kid and went to New York"
Kyle: "Ah, the ol' church hop"
A religious cult based around the fictional creature, Goomy from the "Pokemon" series of games.
The Holy Gooble Sliggo Goomy Goodra Pokemon The Church of Goomy
1) When someone makes a sexual advance on another person in a church or other place of worship. 2) A sexual rendezvous at a religious institution.
I gave Susan a church grab about half-way through service, when they asked everyone to greet their neighbors.
Horrible coffee made exclusively by churches. It is always way too weak and tastes odd. They just can't get it right!
guy 1: Hey, how's the coffee?
guy 2: Horrible, it tastes like Church Coffee.
guy 1: Gross. Lets get a Monster instead.
When you take a shit that is so long that as it falls from your ass, it leans forward and bumps into the back side of your balls like clanging a bell.
"I should have pinched that deuce off sooner and it wouldn't have gone church bell on me."