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A Chihuahua that was randomly sexually assulted by a squirrel created by the ox
Did yall dun did see that hillbilly squirrel.
Something prisoners will make to get high
Yo, how much hillbilly blend you got
Man who is severely overweight and is missing part of his front tooth. Usually jobless and has an Obama phone.
The fat hillbilly got owned by the tiny fat man.
If so, your partner lays on his/her stomach while the other partner lubricates the whole with cream corn and siracha. The one doing the penetration lubricates his/her penis or strap on with pickle juice. They then begin the sexual activity while oinking like pigs.
Nick: hey watch ya doin tonight Luke.
Luke: oh I thought I thought I’d give you the ole Missouri hillbilly buzzer.
Jake: can I lather?
From the town of Vernon Hills, Vernon Hillbillies are the few, and the proud. They don't give a shit what you think about them, they're just here to have a good time and have fun. You'll never see them wearing designer clothing or driving a new car. They're born and raised to be independent, and they're not afriad to get a bit rough. If you come across a Vernon Hillbilly, know that they'll be a good friend, but to never mess with them
Vernon Hillbillies are great people, my best friend is one
When Matthew shoots his shot on your chin to look like a sloppy beard, then proceeds to put the tip of his erect penis on your forehead to resemble a unicorn.
Hey Matthew can you do the hillbilly unicorn to me in your backseat again?
(n): A person who enjoys wearing plaid flannels, in colors other than army green, black, red, dark blue. Acceptable colors include, bright pink, bright blue, actually any neon color, or colors often found on a metrosexual. Also, if in question, when wearing said flannels, wearer will defend onself with "Hey its not my fault you are not into fashion."
Dude K.K. is looking like a metro hillbilly right now.