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Someone who doesn't know anything about computers but still wants to feel superior.
PC User: I just got a new computer today. It's pretty awesome
Mac User: Well I just bought a Mac. It's eco-friendly.
PC User: Really? How fast is your Mac.
Mac User: Well it's a Mac, so... you know...
PC User: No I don't actually, please explain.
Mac User: Well, um... the processor... fast... RAM... gigabyte... Mac... *head explodes*
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Carter: wait a second. We can’t go like this. Look at this place, we gotta look fly. We gotta Mac out
(taken from Rush hour 2)
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The low of the low when it comes to tech support.
Also seen as an oxymoron in most tech circles.
Friend A: (Talking to friend who is a Mac Genius) Hey, can you help me with this problem I am having on this Server?
Friend B: Why are you asking him for help?!?
Friend A: I thought he was a Mac Genius.
Friend B: Again I ask, why are you asking him for help?
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A Mac Attack is the art of getting half a dozen or more cups of (free) water from MacDonalds and going into a car at nightime with a group of friends and throwing the cups at unsuspecting people with the objective of it hitting them and soaking them in MacDonalds tap water with perhaps a few ice cubes.
A much cheaper modo-alternative to the traditional egging.
Laurence - Yo Conway you keen to do something tonight?
Conway - What you got planned?
Laurence - A Mac Attack what else
Conway - Count me and the boyz in bro'
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The best fucking surname in the world.... FUCK THE MCs!
Yo, I'm a Mac Manus, none of this Mc (Mick) bullshit.
Perhaps the most badass individual of all time. With an unilimited amount of beers and a motorcycle, this jabroni can give killer ocular pat downs.
I wish I was as badass as country mac.