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Related to moose knuckle. When her pants are so tight that the outline of her lips are visible - taking on the appearance of a moose knuckle.
To squeeze the moose, her gentleman grabs her by the "knuckle" and squeezes the lips together, with her clitoris in the middle. The result is typically an orgasm.
He likes to squeeze the moose when we're in public moose knuckle camel toe
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A drinking game. Those who are initiated into the bull moose club have to only drink with their left hands. If you are caught with a drink in your right hand, and someone who is also initiated into the bull moose club yells "BULL MOOSE" you are required to down the rest of your beverage.
To be initiated into the club, a bull moose member must fill you in on the rules above, and then you have to chug a beer to pay your respective "dues."
Two guys are at a kegger. Both have been in the bull moose club for years. One of them forgets and holds his drink in his right hand. Other guy says "bull moose bitch!". "Fuck now i have to finish the rest of my beer." the other responds.
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Same action as road head, but instead of the driver getting pleasured their co-pilot, or passenger, gets to receive some scrumptious head from the backseat slut.
While Shane was driving to the river, Kiki leaned over and gave Spencer some moose head.
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Canadian version of bed bugs.
Generally not a good idea to use around people who are not aware of its meaning, as we all know nothing is as funny if you have to explain it.
Mother: Good night, Stephen, don't let the bed moose bite.
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When a politician outright lies to the public on policy when they know they are going to change position once elected or when the wind blows the other way.
George H.W. Bush (1988): "Read my lips, no new taxes."
George H.W. Bush (1990): "Um... yea.... about that tax thing..."
American Electorate: "WTF? A politician lie!?"
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Sarah Palin (2006): "We need this Gravina Bridge for the prosperity of all Alaskans!"
Sarah Palin (2008): "I told Congress, thanks but no thanks on that bridge to nowhere"
American Electorate (2008): "I'm not falling for this Trojan Moose again!"
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Long light brown poo that comes out very quickly and easily.
After that buffet I am going to need to fire off a moose missile.
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A person from Maine who gives moose a handjob until the point of ejaculation; slang term for anyone that looks like they bang their first cousin and is missing teeth.
That guy in the lumberjack shirt and dirty hat is a moose milker.
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