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When you defecate in an IKEA display toilet
*at IKEA*
Them: where were you? I’ve been waiting in housewares for like 20 minutes?!
Me: leaving a Swedish meatball *giggles*
Them: no! Christ, why do you do that?!
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When you put a live fish into a girls vagina, then have sex with her until the fish bites your penis.
Linda and I had some Swedish Fish last night.
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A Swedish massage involving a werewolf costume and severe biting and scratching, usually ending in violent intercourse. Best if performed on a full moon.
"Hey baby, it's a full moon tonight. How 'bout that Swedish werewolf?"
"After that Swedish werewolf the other night, I ended up having to get nine stitches in three different places."
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There's nothing worse than a cold winter day in Oslo (unless you're making sweet love of course). Once you've got your six foot, two inch Swedish skunk on the floor taking your cock like there's no tomorrow, simply wait for her to get to orgasm before quickly pulling out, standing up, and stomping on her abdomen, thus spraying her Swedish juice all over the floor.
Last night Eskil performed a perfect Swedish Stomp on his girlfriend Ingrid, thus covering the family's Viking relics in Swedish juice.
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Another word for a Blow Job. Used to avoid saying blow job, to keep it a secret.
On its my birthday I'm going to ask my girlfriend for a Swedish Teddybear.
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Hitting your partner across the face with your still erect cock after cumming
An overly aggressive swedish clubber can leave a nasty mushroom shaped bruise.
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When a male figure takes his ballsack and plunges it into the depths of the female's meat oven while the women is holding her vagina open in the spread eagle position. After entry the guy's balls become glazed over with the female's self-lubricating juices thus looking like swedish meatballs.
Swedish meatballs are meatballs that are covered in a whitish-clear sauce that is very tasty.
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