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Literally the greatest Youtuber on earth.
This guy access to all Google drive sauce and he got a massive donkey in this pants.
He is the pioneers of 333 subs from Rhymastic, and he owns hololive.
Guy1: Ya know Tom JacksonChase?
Guy2: Yessir, his cringy name makes all the thicc girls wet.
A man who is kind, sweet, and generous. He is hot AF!! and British. He is the most perfect man alive. He plays the new Spider-Man so that makes him even better!! He is the best actor in the whole acting universe! There is nothing about him that you can’t like about him. Tom is hot and you know it!! He regrets doing the Rihanna lip sync battle. He can’t say “crossaint” right, but he says “quackson” instead. He is really good friends with Harrison Osterfield, Zendaya, and Jacob Batalon.
Tom Holland is Spider-Man so shut your face!
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tom riddle is a hot sexy man who tried to kill that rat called harry potter
“fuck tom riddle is so hot”-person
“stfu no one gives a shit”-friend
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An absolute cutie pie. He is most commonly known for playing Spiderman in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. He owns the cutest dog ever called Tessa and he is really tricking us all with this shaved hair thing. Quackson is the worst possible pronunciation of croissant but it also might be the correct way to pronounce it. The fandom is so shook.
Tom Holland is not dating Zendaya, but to be honest they would be a cute couple.
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A boob who works with another boob named Silvy on the Radio, whose Career Highlights include: inventing the Uword Snow Luggage, some how played in the NFL for 6 years and lived to tell the tale with only minor brain damage, eats his hot dogs smothered in underwear and knows 'Da Coach'.
Chicago Bears legend Tom Waddle #87
Pat Summerall: who is that guy who can't run, is not fast, but is getting open, sniffing those smelling salts?
John Madden: Oh he's Tom Waddle
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It's a form of auto-erotic asphyxiation by using gravity.
Basically, you jack off normally; but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still whacking it. This part is called "Getting in the shuttle."
As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly fucking can and hold your breath. This is considered "Take off."
If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket. This is called "Being in space" due to the fact you feel like you're floating.
This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment.
Dude I tried to perform the Major Tom Technique but when I "Took off" I fucking jumped up at Mach 50 and must've ripped a fucking hole in the goddamn space-time continuum. Because the next thing I know I was laying on the ground with my dick out, covered in space juices from my trip around the sun.
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Starred in 2017’s Marvel Spider-Man: Homecoming, as well as the Broadway musical Billy Elliot, with a variety of other movies such as The Impossible, Heart of the Sea, etc. Is rumoured to hold a frog in his mouth ( potentially Finn Wolfard from Stranger Things ) and prounounces crossaint as quackson. Sweetest, most visually pleasing, funny guy on the planet. Is best friends with someone who like to make YouTube videos on how to cut on hot bread, and has three brothers, one of who loves a hot cup of extremely milky tea. Is incapable of using Silly String.
“Shut your face, I’m Spider-Man” - Tom Holland
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