The moment one plops their first big fat dump in the toilet no matter where itβs at. Whether a Don Jon, bathroom, restroom or out house. The moment of divine presence at the very beginning of life. To infinity and beyond.
Parent 1 Non-Binary: Good job! Good π job Kennedy!!!
Parent 2 Non-Binary: Hooray!!! His first Alpha Zero!!!
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a typical 5am alpha is an alternative name for the supporters of 5am and a loyal raine fan. a supporter of 5am is someone who believes it is always 5am. obviously.
it is always 5am therefor everyone should be a 5amer right? but no. unfortunately, there are 5am antis. these are brainwashed people who just want to be quirky.
"Whats the time, Amy?"
"It's 5am!"
"Alpha moment β€"
"Its 8pm."
"Yeah, of cource YOU'RE AN ANTI, kat."
"whatever, you stupid '5am Alpha'"
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A teen sexting code, means "I'll fuck you." Usually used by middle schoolers to avoid getting caught by their parents.
Marty: Hey Maureen, alpha q baby ;)
Maureen: Oh yeah big boy ill give u extra credit ;)
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The beta before the actual beta, intended for game devs only.
Before the halo reach beta, Bungie had the alpha beta.
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A domineering and aggressive male. Instinctually forces his will upon other males and females to get his way through any means necessary, including violence. Unhibited and primitive.
Have you seen the way the boss runs the show...he's definitely an alpha male.
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The monsterous 10 inch beast that cole has. He is large and in charge!
Marissa: Wow i really want coles alpha cock but this pussy tucker will kill himself if i do!
Lilly: that sucks...guess ill just get enough for the both of us!
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The generation after generation z. Generation Alpha's parents mainly consist of Millennial and Generation X.
This generation will be grown up by watching Spider man and Elsa videos on YouTube and learning how to dab like Jake Paul. No one has no idea what this generation will be up too. Born in 2010's.
Mother: My kid was born in 2013
Grandpa: Guess he's one of those Gen Alphas who will turn me young again with future tech
Generation Alpha is the 2010's kids dab yeet
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