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A tattoo you get whilst cooked
I was so cooked o that bender I got a Jenny Bend tattoo
When your boner is in someone's back but not tucked up so it is therefore bending your sword.
we were laying in bed and I was so horny I was bending sword for her
When the Penis is so erect it bends under its own massive force.
"That chick gave me a total "power bend."
When camping and you have to take a crap, you walk into the woods and find a small tree (preferably Birch). You climb up the tree until it starts to bend over. When it is about half way, you mount your legs on the main part of the tree while holding onto the rest. Then you slide your pants down and take a dump from about 4' in the air.
Man, I have to take a crap. I am going monkey bending in the woods...
When someone, usually female(s), bend over in a 45 or 90 degree angle with their hands on their knees and ass fully extended out into a full grinding position in a picture to portray that they are sexier.
Did you see that butterface get her picture taken by Tom?
Yeah, but who cares she pulled the mischievous The Bend-Over Trick all we could see was that ass.
Something which does not have a bend.
"No bend - like a drag racing track"