When you are at church and the burrito hits at the wrong time. The only thing you can do is shit in the baptism bowl.
Dude did you see Sam C in church yesterday? he performed a burrito baptism.
Same as burritoing, just with your significant other.
"Wanna come over and be my cuddle burrito?"
Rolling a woman up in a blanket like a burrito and hitting it from behind whilst water boarding her with the blue toilet water.
And there I was giving that bitch the Blue Burrito like a real Ford man.
Dude have you eaten any pink taco lately?
No man, these days I'm into brown burritos.
Anime that we designed specifically for the Mexican / Spanish people.
Guy 1: Hey, can't wait for next weeks episode of Naruto to come out.
Guy 2: I'm sorry, I don't watch burrito anime.
A fugly white guy/girl usually trashy that exclusivly goes for the mexican minority group.
Damn you see burrito shark? she was all over dat fence hopper.
Eating out a prolapsed anus. May contain beans.
The lesbian orgy involved a lot of burrito munching.