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Diplomats-Dipset Anthem
"..I'm on the westside of Chicago, lookin' for a bust down,And make me put my two arms up, Touchdown!.."
Twista-So Sexy
"...My Cali girl make it bounce like a six-fo'
My Chi girl bust down, make it straight buck.."
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Someone who sucks cock in the back of the bus for a cigarette in ninth grade.
God, Samantha Flemming is such a bus whore! (see also: TurboHo)
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to put the heat on somebody or to put them in a tough position.
Why did you have to tell the boss what I was saying about his wife, you really threw me under the bus.
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Technical term for loud the loud air compression sounds buses make when kneeling or opening/closing doors.
I have to put my phone down when I get onboard the bus because the bus fart is too loud to hear anything.
While boarding bus: "Sorry, hang on a second, I'm not going to be able to hear you over the sound of the bus fart."
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The wind a bus makes 10 foot after the bus passes a predestrian!
Jack and Jill are walking home, a city bus passes them and then the bus's slipstream wind hits them and Jill turns to Jack ans says "did you feel the bus-fart" to which Jack says "yes I did"
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The drinking game that gets you smashed. How it works:
Lay out a row of 4 random cards face down. Then a row of 3, 2 and 1 in order to make a pyramid. Each person playing then gets 2 random cards; these do not need to be kept a secret.
The row of 4 is then flipped over and whoever has a card in that row takes a shot.
The row of 3 is then turned over and if you have a card in this row you take 2 shots. The same is then done for the row of 2 cards, only now you take 3 shots.
The last card is fuck the bus. Whoever get this card is asked 4 questions:
1st: red or black?(referring to the cards colour)
2nd:higher or lower? (Than the previous cards value)(A is considered to be 1 so it is lower than 2 and king not higher)
3rd: in between or not? (Is the next drawn card's value inbetween previous2 cards' vale or not)
4th: which suite? (Hearts, diamonds, clubs or spades)
Every time you get a question wrong you take a shot and start again from question 1.
If there are double cards, you take 2 shots for each one shot you were meant to take and triple cards is 3 shots.
Max: "Dude how did Steve drunk so quickly? It's been 10 minutes"
Sarah: "He got fuck the bus"
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There is no winners or losers in fuck the bus. Only drunks.
Unless you count getting smashed as a win.
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A bus which comes to a bar or pub, when your in the toilets after about your 10th or 11th pint, and whisks away all the swamp donkeys, and leaves all the beautiful people behind.
"Well John, the mystery bus has certainly done it's round"
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