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1. noun - A human being that has such extraordinary goblin like qualities that the term 'goblin' alone doesn't do it justice. Hob goblins are just a tad creepier than your basic goblin, they tend to have a little stronger hitch in their getalong, a little stronger smell, etc. There's probably some perfectly natural explanation for the rampant existence of these types- poor nutrition, bad hygeine, and bad breeding in the first place.
"Have you seen that hob-goblin lookin' mother fucker that works at the sports bar? Hopefully he's not the one that makes the popcorn."
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Girl who gives alot of oral sex
yo i hear that girl is a knob goblin she loves sucking dick
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also known as a wrinkly old dick bag. testicles
When that old dude bent over, his goblin hanger was swaying in the wind. It was magical.
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"BITCH GOBLIN" an bitch goblin is that ugly fat girl that sits in dark corners in party's, waiting for some guy to start vomiting. thats when she comes skulking from her lair to engulf him in her fat rolls (supposedly) out of sympathy. nothing could be farther from the truth she wishes to have intercourse with him if left unattended this will happen and afterwards she will bite off his head and lay her eggs in his chest to incubate. meanwhile she will return to the party in search for another poor soul. whole party's have bin lost beware.
if you are at a party and you notice a large girl in a corner but you can see her face because the lights seem to dim down where ever she moves. if you feel a cold clammy hand on tha back of your neck as you are vomiting and you hear a shrill "ARE YOU OK?" "LET ME HELP YOU" .... DO NOT LET HER DRAG YOU INTO THE DARKNESS! i have bin there, and it took me a long time to type this with one arm and im one of the lucky ones so handle your alcohol and watch out for your friends. bitch goblin
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when you are an utter trash human being - you can no longer function as a normal human and are on the verge of a mental breakdown;
alternatively it describes when you are having a bad day and giving up on the day - passing up the sunlight for twitter and netflix in bed
alternatively it describes law students a few weeks before finals
Me: "I am a trash goblin" - *disassociates*
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Someone who mainly Preys on swamp donkeys but usaully any swamp like creature will do.
you will sleep with any one you really are a swamp goblin.
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A young man, usually vertically challenged, with a particular fondness for masturbation, or someone who fiddles with themself far too often
That guy is a real toss goblin
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