Cramming the ham is an alternative term for fingering or female masturbation, referring to the ham-like nature of some girls vaginas
Damn! I had no idea that David knew how to cram the ham that good, he made my pussy quiver
Typically a large/obese individual that has an excessive addiction to eating without any concern for their personal health.
I went out to the club and a ham assassin wouldn't stop flirting with me all night.
It's when you stick a piece of ham inbetween somone's booty cheeks and eat it like a ham special. It's even better if you add swiss cheese.
I got stoned and gave her the ol' ham special last night.
THE GOAT!! GREATEST SPASTIC PLAYER OF ALL TIME!!
Person 1: “Did you see Ham Adebayo last night”
Person 2: “Yeah, he dropped 92727389383727256282827 points. It was crazy.”
The magical, pink wrapped foodobject, that when I put it into my mouth, makes Simon come into my head.
Ham stands for: hard as a motherf**ker. Therefore, this word is easily defined as "going hard as a motherf**ker". Every other definition I've seen on this website is definitely not right.
John: You know what I'm gonna do tonight?
Class: No, what??
John: I'm goin ham.
Jenny: What's going ham mean?
John: Ham means "hard as a motherf**ker". So goin ham means I'm gonna go hard as a motherf**ker.
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