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I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

a monetary lone with a set payment date.

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"

Becomes:

"If you buy me a hamburger today I'll pay you back on Tuesday"

by Ashley Cobb May 18, 2004

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I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

A phrase common to New York city, implying that one will pay another back for a hamburger on the next tuesday, or any tuesday, in exchange for the hamburger on the day he is asking for it. This phrase is only implying that the hamburger will be paid back for however, and is taken advantage of by bad people, leaving the people who actually wish to pay back the money looked at as untrustworthy.

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" said the snyde looking man. When the cashier heard this, he shot the man and took all his money.

by The Fuzz May 18, 2004

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Hamburger circus

A busy and crowded burger serving fast food restaurant,that has a hectic circus like atmosphere.

Im hungry but i dont want to stop at that hamburger circus it's too noisey.

by Mtg187 February 22, 2017


hamburger hot pocket

When you stuff a large, stout penis inside of a vagina that has been exposed to the Suns rays for over an hour.

Dude, it was so hot yesterday that me and my girlfriend made a hamburger hot pocket! Then she slapped me for finishing inside.

by CooterTooter December 10, 2015


hamburger buns

When a woman's weight is disproportionatly shifted towards the rear, possibly due to eating hamburgers with secret sauce.

Damn that shit bounces... She got some hamburger buns

by 103939393 September 27, 2015


Crazy Hamburger

When something is outstanding or bizarre

"Yo that 360 no-scope was Crazy Hamburger"

by Ph4antom October 3, 2022


Crazy Hamburger

A fitting reply for when a friend bombards you with information that is irrelevant to you or you don't care about.

Friend: "Did you hear? Loewe is selling a Spirited Away sweater for 4 figures!"
Me: "Wow, crazy hamburger"
Friend: "They look so bad, Im glad I cant even afford it, not worth my money"
Me: "CORAAZY HAMBORGAAAR"

by Brief Velkoz January 11, 2022