A plus sized female with an extremely broad chest, Flintstone feet, watermelon-sized-massively unattractive, saggy breasts, thinning-badly box-jobbed, brass colored hair that has had the same style since the early 2000’s, who has humongous sausage fingers on her obscenely LARGE man-hands.
-Usually married to a racist, conspiracy nut, girly boy, who lets his wife beat him with her bare Hulk-hands or with weapons such as candlesticks or unopened Coke cans.
-Enjoys snacking on already eaten pizza crusts that have been thrown away in the garbage bin for at least 4 to 6 hours.
-Is extremely keen on worming their way into every aspect of one’s life… ie “a SWF”
Definition made popular by Marvel Comics Plastic Toy “hands” of the same name. Circa 2002.
Beth and Dawn were LITERALLY dying when they saw that Johnny’s gift was a pair of HULK-HANDS!!! This was hysterical because of Erin’s Hulk-Hands!!!
Hulke is a descriptive name for someone who is really cheap and can't seem to ever pay for anything of his own
Hey little buddy can I get a smoke?
No don't be such a hulke and get your own
A concoction of Mountain Dew and whole milk typically brewed by desperate stoners looking for a refreshing beverage.
Dude I'm parched can you make me a Hulk Shake.
Tammy, you bring the Mountain Dew! Skeeter you bring the milk. We're making us some Hulk Shakes!
A male of short stature who has lots of rage built up inside of him. He also has a short penis with lots of girth.
Look at how small David’s dick is, he’s such a chode hulk.
Ripped tab of nappy off when doing up clean nappy
Man i just hulked a nappy by ripping the tab of this nappy, didnt know my own strength.
Some people think you cheated if you had Mini Hulk on your side.
You guys got Mini Hulk, that's not fair to us.
An Incredible hulk that fits in somebody's luggage.
The American team brought Mini Hulk in a suitcase so they wouldn't have to buy an extra plane ticket, and when they got to the competition, they would say something like Say Hallo to My Little Friend, and out of the suitcase Mini Hulk would climb before snatching up a world weightlifting record.