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An elite unit that was designed by two highly trained detention officers at the Muskgoee City/County Detention Center in Muskogee,Ok. They are known for there quit reaction time in riot/hostage situations in the jail.
"The inmates are going to hurt us, we need SJS a.s.a.p. !"
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A hot girl under the age of 16, because the legal age of consent in Kansas is 16...
Damn that girl is some kansas jail bait...
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girl weighting for her boyfriend to get out of jail. dating before he went in, now shes waiting.
stop dating them dealers, he went in, now your jail bait girl
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A place you put someone/thing that's being a gay baby. Based on a picture from 2013 of a bad bird baby posted by Boltonne on Instagram. Recently popularised by Twitch streamer Simpleflips.
My puppy was pissing all over the floor so I had to put him Gay Baby Jail.
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When a girl acts seductivly with a man for some time and then calls the cops on him for trying to rape her.
"Damn I didn't realize she was about to jail bait tango me until it happened."
"Don't worry my dude, it will all be good at the end."
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The iconic phrase said by a Cleveland bus driver right before he gave the hardest uppercut given to a female by an old man. This can be seen in the viral video "Cleveland bus driver vs. woman" which millions have already witnessed. The victim (a very annoying and troublesome passenger) described it as "being in mortal combat (LOL). This phrase is now used to suggest that an uppercut/ass whipping is about to be delivered by the person saying said phrase.
Guy one: That's why your girlfriend is a whore!
Guy two: You goin to jail nah!
*TIGER UPPERCUT*
A criitical failure in movie history.
"The movie is over."
"Oh really? How'd it do?"
"Exit polls resulted that is was equal to Ernest Goes to Jail."
"Oh really? Send them my Congratulations."
"Dave, Ernest Goes To Jail was a critical failure."
"No way! That movie rocked!"
"Dave..."
"OK, send them my condolences."
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