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giving a blow job to someone in a car
Damn that girl gives awesome car jobs!!!!
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backing up into someones yard with your car, and proceeding to "peel out" leaving deep tire tracks across their lawn.
check out all this grass that's under my fender from lawn jobbing that assholes yard last night.
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The act of receiving fellatio from a female counter part whilst indulging in a Big M Egg Flip. Referred to by some as the holy grail of sexual experiences.
Made particularly rare by the fact that the Big M Egg flip hadn't been seen since the early 90s and is only back for a limited time.
Guy 1: Mate, I went down to 7/11 last night and picked up a Big M egg flip and got this bird to give me an egg job later on. Was the best thing thats ever happened to me!
Guy 2: You are so lucky I wish I could be you.
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To have your balls burned by a latop while using it on your lap.
I was using my PowerBook in the crowded lecture hall and got totally Steve Jobbed in about 5 minutes!
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The act of sexin' up a a cornhole. This could be by ramming your hot sweaty meat into the cornhole. It could also include shoving your throbbing tongue into a cornhole (see rimjob).
Prisoner #1: The guards aren't paying any attention around the yard today.
Prisoner #2: Let's sneak around the corner and I'll give you a Corn Job.
Hooker: For $20 I'll give you a sloppy blow job.
Patron: $20 is too much for a blow job, but I'd be willing to pay that price for a Corn Job.
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The specialized rotation of the tongue during the act of getting head from a girl of your choice.
Oh, gee, Hillary, thanks for that magnificent rotation of the tongue. I believe you have perfected your swirl job.
(hotcha)
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The act of getting multiple junkies hooked on drugs so that they are in a constant, timed need of your services (ex, pills, cocaine, crack)
Hello Steve, I am a trap star, my job is Trapping (job), I sell drugs Steve
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