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A strange southern creature that elevated to celebrity status like last year i think. Nonetheless, Mike Jones should be remembered by a number of things:
1. his resemblance to one of the ninja turtles
2. his inability to develop any street cred
3. the only rapper ive heard actually say vagina instead of some other slang word to talk about female genitalia.
4. one of the few rappers that even white suburban kids make fun of.
5. yet another reason why texas is the butt of so many jokes
6.the only person known to man with celebrity status to give out his cell phone number and ask his audience to call him.
7. the reason why the song "I'm N Luv (Wit A Stripper)," in which Mike Jones collaborated, is that much more funny
8. his beef with chamillionare
9. the reason why Tchaikovsky is turning in his grave (mike jones has used some of his audion samples)
10. very possibly the reason why elton john turned into such a bitch earlier in the year (he worked with mike jones in a number of remixes)
11. giving uneducated minorities and white people with no rhyming skills alike a glimpse of hope
12. another piece of evidence giving dave chapelle more backing in his theory that music execs can most definitely not pick up black people off the street and expect them to know how to flow (refer to the Fisticuffs "turn my headphones up" sketch from chapelle's second season)
and last but not least,
13. the infinite number of times he repeats his damn name ( and the first few lines from his songs.
The mike jones escaped from six flags san antonio! alert the peoples
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Houston texas rapper that doesnt have much talent that repeats his name in every song he is in or is his.
The only good song he has made is Back Then and that was just ok, Chamillionaire is way betta than paul wall and mikes combined, mike jones has appeared on prison break the tv series and has made a fool
fuck who?
mike Jones
Fuck who?
mike jones
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Very, very hot guy. Talented lead guitarist in British band, McFly. His looks won him the Most Fanciable Male '04 in the Smash Hits award - beating the likes of Usher. Danny's deep, Bolton accent is enough to send anyone weak at the knees.
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fantastic guitarist for punk band the Sex Pistols.
Wow, Steve Jones' guitar solo was amazing!
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one of the coolest mother fuckers alive. posesses a huge dick, quite comedic, witty, and everyone loves chillin with this fucker.
1)Jon:"ey, what you doin cuz?"
Dave:"Nuthin, just chillin with Jones"
Jon:"Oh fuck! I'll be over in 20!"
2) Jen:"OMG, i just fucked Nick Jones..."
Christen:"What, was it bad?"
Jen:"No, best sex I've ever fucking had!"
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Meaty Progressive Rock spiced with a little New Age salt and Country pepper.
www.baybeatsounds.com/T-Jo/Thanatoid_Jones.htm
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When you are riding on the pegs of a bike and have a boner and then proceed to rub it on the driver
I gave eduardo an extreme Dakota Jones on the bike ride home
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