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Someone who likes having their anus fisted, while simultaneously having someone spit in their face/mouth.
Last night I met a Kangaroo Smuggler
an endearing term used for a loved one. a beautiful compliment if used romantically.
aidan my sweet little kangaroo latte let's watch doug demuro later!
The act of taking a shit in a fat persons belly button.
Sean- "hey matt did you fuck that fat chick last night?"
Matt- "no i just gave her a rotten kangaroo"
Sean-"awesome"
The utilization of a motorized scooter for disability (specifically morbid obesity) to drive oneself and their defenseless progeny to a location for more sustenance. The progenitor must so thoroughly fill the motor scooter's space that the progeny cannot physically fit anywhere except a small pocket of air in the floor space of the scooter, sized somewhat akin to a Guantanamo Bay Enhanced Interrogation Room (and accomplishing the same effect).
The Alabama Kangaroo should not be mistaken for the Alabama Camel, as the former keeps progeny safe from flying out, while simultaneously ensuring brain damage (due to hitting the scooter steering column) if the scooter were to stop suddenly.
He’s like a baby kangaroo in his mother's pouch! What an Alabama Kangaroo!
When you get double kicked in the groin while balancing on your strong muscular tail.
I gave Gina a kangaroo kiss at the airport after I found out she was sleeping with my step brother’s aunt tina’s Bulldog named Trent.
When you get selected to join an instagram live video with your idol Ebanie Bridges and feel the need to introduce your penis to the world first.
Today I let a fan join my live instagram video and he kangaroo Tailed me the cunt.
A term people use when someone asks a "why" question that is either
a. stupid
or
b. the answerer does not want to answer the question
EXAMPLE A
Stupid Person: Why are your pants black?
Person: Cuz kangaroos.
EXAMPLE B
Nosy Person: Why did you and Sheila break up?
Person: Cuz kangaroos.