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A very specific type of Landon. A Landon G. is a short guy with a broken sense of humor. A Landon G. Tends to wear glasses, unless he's sleeping or pretending to sleep. He doesn't have a messed-up sleep schedule, so if you bring him to a party you'll be disappointed because he goes home at 11. When he has a crush, he tends to get to know them so well that they see him as a "Platonic soulmate" and friendzone him. He has a tragic past, one that he would refer to as a "Netflix drama."He wears greyscale or simple colors because he learned that he doesn't want to stand out too much. However, he's not a bad person and loves to get to know people. He will know you well, and eventually confess that he stole a red golf ball from a putt-putt place.
L: I stole a golf ball once.
P1: Landon, you stole a golf ball? Is that all?
P2: Yes, that's all Landon G. did.
It’s Landon Baldwin!
Person 1: I think Landon Baldwin nice at finding men.
Person 2: I think he is.
A kind gentle man. He loves people and he is athletic. He usually gets the girls.he is charming and loves football.He is always a single number.he is loyal and is good at any sport with a ball. He is a good kid and never gets in trouble.
A dirty Landon knight is when you take a wooden sword up your buttocks over and over till you get splinters up your ass
Tyler: yo bro I just pulled a dirty Landon knight and had to go to the ER for the splinters
a wonderful sexy couple. Often have sex(anal lovers)
oh your a rachel and landon have sex
A Landon is Usually a tall black male with sometimes a afro. They usually think they are hard BUT they are pretty cool and they are good in relationships. Landons are NEVER two-faced to anyone and you can always rely upon then.
You act so much like a Landon.
You’re such a Landon.
I want me a Landon
Landon Marable is a hot smexy guy that i know. i’ve loved him since i was 9!! we’ve been together for 11 months. LANDON I LOVE YOU TEXT ME WHEN YOU SEE THIS 💕
landon marable: “balls in ya jaws.”
addi- “shut the actual hell up. “