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Milk Island is an island cut off from the now modern society and is the dream of your Dad. Only few dads have made it to Milk Island and came back not including your dad💀💀 Many dads stay in this so called paradise so your best guess to find your dad is traveling there.
It's been 30 years daddy, mom told me everything before she died. She told me you went on a journey to Milk Island and never had plans of coming back
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The act of staying on the clock after you work a shift, trying to make yourself look busy in order to make more money.
I want to buy a dimebag of weed but I have bills to pay. Thats ok though because I can always milk the clock for an hour after I'm done with my shift.
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The warm, moist, milky white fluid that discharges from the penis when excited.
"When you milk a mans udder, man milk comes out!!"
"When Kathleen and Leslie started to milk my udder, my man milk sprayed all over their faces, although my man milk was displeasing to taste.
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A gelatin like substance that accumulates in the perennial region. Typically smells like fecal matter and smegma mixed with acetic acid.
After a long run Daniel scratched his perennial region and extracted several grams of chooch-milk.
Another term for semen, the white sticky liquid produced from the meat truncheon after sex or fap sessions.
"My doctor caught me in her room covered in celebration milk, I assured her it was not mine."
Like the snake bite before it, this delicious drink is sure to make your liver smile. First, you fill your glass half way with cider, then, using a Guinness spoon or well adjusted plastic fork, you layer your favorite milk stout on top. Voila, the milk snake is born!
Guy 1: Oh no! There's a milk snake in my boot!
Guy 2: Quick! Drink it!
female breasts; specifically large breasts that protrude from the chest.
Bro, I'm totally going to sink my face between those milk muppets tonight!